Showing posts with label winter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label winter. Show all posts
Monday, March 7, 2016
Monday, March 9, 2015
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Winter in Canada
This was the results of a 3-day blizzard from a few years ago. Buffalo has taken the hit for us this winter :) |
As any good Canadian is wont to do, we face the ravages of Mother Nature in stride though. Today I face it with humour, with the help of an email from a friend. If we can't get warm, we just put on an extra pair of socks and laugh about it...
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians, during a recent appearance at Caesars in Windsor:
- If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada ... (had that happen to me)
- If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada ... (never, I hate seeing people in shorts or sandals when they should be wearing parkas!)
- If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada ... (Yup)
- If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada ... (Yup)
- If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada ... (Yup again)
- If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, You may live in Canada ...
- If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, You may live in Canada ... (I might have - once...)
- If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada ... (definitely)
- If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada .
- If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada ... (I proudly boosted a stranded nurse last winter across the street from my house with my MALE neighbour watching on)
- If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada ... (Yup)
- If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada ... (lol, doesn't everyone do that?)
- If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada ... (sad, but true)
- If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Canada ... (DEFINITELY sad, but true)
- If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, You may live in Canada ... (my neighbour that blows out the entire neighbourhood does)
- If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', You may live in Canada ... (it's not really that cold)
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends,
you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Winter Heart
Winter eyes can't always see them
winter gray blocks love from sight
winter days leave cold and lonely
a winter heart
that begs for light
♥
This time of year is so hard on my soul. When winter drags on for a lifetime of eternities, I struggle to see the spring light at the end of the tunnel. Perhaps that is why Valentine's Day is popped into February; to give a spot of love to winter-worn bodies that just need an ounce of warmth. Lucky me received a special gift of love from the lovely Sab at Sab's Soaps to make my Valentine's Day a little hotter for me and my special someone.
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Thanks Sab! You have warmed my frozen soul!!!
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Thanks Sab! You have warmed my frozen soul!!!
Monday, January 20, 2014
For the Birds
I can't help it. I'm a crafty Mama. I've got my ECE diploma and everything. Add to that two kids under 8 years of age, a constant exposure to the internet (Pinterest is my inspiration mecca), and a love of all things aesthetic, and you get a new craft project every week.
It was a long weekend at our house this past weekend, so I decided that our crab apple needed decorating again. I mean it's been less than a week since I took down the exterior Christmas decorations! High time to redecorate in my books. And this is a project that I have loved since I found it on a crunchy mama blog a few years ago. This year's version was for the birds though.
What you'll need:
- A pan to freeze water in ( I used a couple of cake pans)
- A variety of items to put in the pan (only limited by your imagination)
- String
- Water
Ok, easy peasy here. Make sure you pick a receptacle that you will be able to get your frozen decor out of. I like cake pans because the are a good size to see from the house and road. Cut a length of string to drape into your pan. This is how you are going to hang your creation outside (mine hang in our crab apple, but you could string yours on a fence, gate or laundry line, wherever works for you). Now fill your pan with decorations; think tissue paper, dried flowers, feathers, greenery, berries or whatever strikes your fancy. Make it into a bird feeder with nuts and seeds, or a people pleaser with colourful items that bring you joy mid-January on a cold winter's day.
Once you have added your hand-picked items, carefully place your pan in the freezer. After it is frozen, remove from pan and hang for all to see and enjoy. Now you have a bright spot in your world and the cost is FREE!
How do you chase away the winter doldrums at your house?
Friday, February 8, 2013
Snow Day
Maple Syrup Love |
Snow
bringer of sloppy roads
cheering children
and
a Canadian breakfast
like no other
Doesn't bother me none |
I slip on snow pants
Grab the shovel
for the snow removal
and start slogging
for my daily Canuck-style exercises
Don't feel bad for me though
After a brief respite
in a snow bank
I dug back in
to create a cozy cave
Big enough for 2 lovelies
or one big kid
intent
on enjoying the best
that Canadian winter
has to offer
Monday, February 4, 2013
A Canadian Dare
Shrieks and laughter fill the air. Children run screaming past one another without a care in the world. Backpacks are scattered on the ground, forgotten until the bell's call to summon them back. It's that magical time between the weekend and the official start to the school week. The kids take full advantage of these last precious moments and run for all they are worth.
Newly fallen snow makes a perfect home for tumbling bodies to fling themselves with abandon down the waiting hill. Pencils will soon be clutched in stubborn fingers, but right now it is all about the best that winter has to offer - snow; light and fluffy snow.
"I dare you!" rings out a voice.
Why is it that boys cannot resist a dare? How is it that manhood rears it's ugly head on the grounds of the primary school yard so early? And yet it does. And every year this ritual gets repeated on school yards across the northern hemisphere.
"I double-dog dare you!" Things are getting serious.
More shrieks fill the air, but the peal of the morning bell cuts playtime short for these youngsters. It is time for school to begin.
Another cry fills the air. This one is a little more distressed; a little less happy in tone. And that is when a woman's stricken face streaks past shouting for help. Her arm points backwards towards a few lone figures still standing by the fence at the bottom of the hill.
The metal fence.
At least the boy wasn't left alone to attempt to rip his tongue off the frozen fence. Nothing that a little warm water won't solve, but terror is not the way to start the week off for any young soul. I suppose he won't do that again. The watching parents that slowly wander away shake their heads at the morning's antics. The boy has been freed. No harm has been done. But his moment of captivity, with soft, fleshy tongue stuck to a rusty metal pole in the dead of winter has been enough to shoot all these laughing adults back in time to when they too stood stuck to their own poles in a Canadian winter.
As who can resist the deadly triple-dog dare.
Newly fallen snow makes a perfect home for tumbling bodies to fling themselves with abandon down the waiting hill. Pencils will soon be clutched in stubborn fingers, but right now it is all about the best that winter has to offer - snow; light and fluffy snow.
"I dare you!" rings out a voice.
Why is it that boys cannot resist a dare? How is it that manhood rears it's ugly head on the grounds of the primary school yard so early? And yet it does. And every year this ritual gets repeated on school yards across the northern hemisphere.
"I double-dog dare you!" Things are getting serious.
More shrieks fill the air, but the peal of the morning bell cuts playtime short for these youngsters. It is time for school to begin.
Another cry fills the air. This one is a little more distressed; a little less happy in tone. And that is when a woman's stricken face streaks past shouting for help. Her arm points backwards towards a few lone figures still standing by the fence at the bottom of the hill.
The metal fence.
At least the boy wasn't left alone to attempt to rip his tongue off the frozen fence. Nothing that a little warm water won't solve, but terror is not the way to start the week off for any young soul. I suppose he won't do that again. The watching parents that slowly wander away shake their heads at the morning's antics. The boy has been freed. No harm has been done. But his moment of captivity, with soft, fleshy tongue stuck to a rusty metal pole in the dead of winter has been enough to shoot all these laughing adults back in time to when they too stood stuck to their own poles in a Canadian winter.
As who can resist the deadly triple-dog dare.
Friday, February 24, 2012
Winter Whimper
So hold onto your hats and check out the worst storm of the season!
Neighbouring cities forewarned that vehicles would be towed
(if left on the street overnight).
Radios announced the coming of the storm
and local Twitter streams
were burning up
in anticipation
of Armeggedon
Umm, yeah
I think there was more snow on the ground yesterday
before the storm hit.
It's raining at present
and I am okay with that.
Have a toasty weekend folks!
Thursday, February 23, 2012
A Drip in Time
So does this mean that winter is done?
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Not likely, as the good folks in Illinois have some winter weather headed my way tonight. Just when I was beginning to believe that rascally groundhog that suggested that Spring was on the way, the weatherman declares that we will get 10-15cm of snow tonight and into tomorrow. I have seen more grass than snow this winter, but about once a week we get a taste of Arctic airs again. Apparently, its on the way for another blast!
The 2C we had today was pretty sweet though. Mmm Spring, I feel you around the corner! I even pruned my butterfly and burning bushes today, just to feel like a gardener again. It helps that I wrote an article about pruning trees in the winter yesterday, I guess. Nice to have the sunshine on my face though.
Back to the harsh reality that it is still February in Canada at present. There is a snowfall warning for Middlesex county that is threatening to be the biggest storm of the season! Oh joy! Back into the snowpants again!!
Maybe tomorrow I will post pictures of my winter wonderland and the transformation that we go through. Excuse me while I go throw some of the mud-caked mitts into the next load of laundry in anticipation. Can't forget my warm woolly hat!
So, what's the weather like in your neck of the woods?
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Splat!
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
A Canadian Spring
Round about eleven
it started to snow.
As the flakes piled up
the ground disappeared below.
Alas and alack,
Spring's grip, far too loose
I shivered in nightgown
and begged for dreams to induce
and make peace with my home
it started to snow.
As the flakes piled up
the ground disappeared below.
Alas and alack,
Spring's grip, far too loose
I shivered in nightgown
and begged for dreams to induce
In the wan light of day
I woke to winter a'fresh
back with vengeance galore
a thick shelf o'er all enmeshed.
Well, I should just relentand make peace with my home
Tis Canada I live in
and this is Spring in its glory - OHM!!!
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
A Late Winter Storm
A scant
four days ago
you gently peeked
through the snow.
As neighbours watched
nearby,
you stretched up
towards the sky.
Without heed to crystals cold
a'strew amongst your path
you warmed thy promised leaves
for sun's rays you did grasp.
but woe to you today
as fresh chill has touched the air
and looking out yon window
snow has returned without a care
Blast for winter's grip
be gone from morrow's day!
we've enough of flurries trip
right kindly I say "Go Away!"
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Looking out my window, I see that the snow the weather forecast warned of has arrived. 10-15cm! What!!! Poor tulips and daffodils won't know what to do with themselves.
Damn winter! Be gone already!!
Friday, February 4, 2011
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Weather Forecast
storm rattles windows
fat flakes freeze across my face
no shadows for spring?
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Tomorrow is Groundhog day. That means that Wiarton Willie is supposed to come out of his hole and look around. If he sees his shadow, he is supposed to scurry back into his hole and hibernate, leading us to six more weeks of winter. With no shadow, conceivably he should be more comfortable and therefore stick around to check out the outside world. The ordained meaning of this is that spring is right around the corner.
Well, checking out weather reports that are flying across radio airwaves, as well as other forms of media information, I suspect that dear Willie will not be leaving his hole at all. With Blizzard warnings in effect and 25-35cm of snow forecasted, Willie's hole is going to be buried pretty deep. A toasty warm burrow is where I will be hunkered in tomorrow, but I will listen to see what Willie has to say.
What think you? Is there any end in sight to this Winter?
Saturday, January 22, 2011
-15C
Too cold for man or beast!
and that is my six words
for a too cold
Saturday
(that is 5F for my
American
friends
Brr!)
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Contemplation
In these long, dark days of January
the world spins slower
more pointedly
facing us in
directions
of soul-
ful
C
O
N
T
E
M
PLA
TION
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Sunday, January 9, 2011
Winter in Canada
It’s January.
Snow at 9 AM;
Expected 5-10 cm of white stuff.
Not as much as last month, but still…
I even shoveled the driveway.
At Costco
I saw a guy in shorts
WTF!
^^^
I don't get it.
We live in Canada.
It is cold here in the winter
Pretty much all the time!
whatever...
I think I will go see what Monkey Man
is up to on his Sunday 160 today.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
The Aftermath
The snow has past,
for now we pray.
I believe it'll last
till Christmas day.
Up to my waist
in the deep back yard.
You should see this place!
I might be forever scarred.
But the sun came out
And schools re-opened for play.
So I just had to run about
For kid-free retail therapy!
Yippee,
55 words to you
from me
to throw at G-Man's flash party crew
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
A Winter's Day
Late last night
on my little side street
sat a city truck
with flashing lights replete.
My heart it sank
as questions began to mount.
What was going on?
What fresh hell could I now count?
Early this morning
my fears were realized.
A knock on the door
brought bad news, I surmised.
"The water'll be turned off,"
a man clad in orange declared.
A water main break;
The cause of this new despair.
So we watched from the window
as a hole was dug.
Morning entertainment; cool!
For another snowy day funk.
Well, on the seventh day of December
the numbers began to add.
Would you care to do the math
for my wintry woes comrade?
12 yellow flags
11 Tonnes of dirt (or something like that to fill the hole in the road afterwards)
10 AM - When I went out with coffees (and to survey the damage)
9 AM - When they started to dig
8 AM - When they knocked on the door
7th Heaven - for me as they plowed the driveway & brushed off the van (in appreciation for coffee)
6 Big orange pylons
5 City workers
4 Cups of coffee (plus 1 tea for the poor guys stuck out in the snow)
3 G-Tel vans (line locating crew)
2 City trucks
and 1 Back hoe to dig the hole...
Happy Winter Days my friends!
Oh, and I am jumping on early for One Shot Wednesday this week. Enjoy!!
Monday, December 6, 2010
Snow Day
I am calling in a snow day. Today was day two of a snow squall that has settled over my fair city. We have received upwards of 30+cm already and they are calling for that again in the next 24hrs. The schools across the region were closed and we were grounded at home. That being said, I call my own snow day. No work done today, aside from cookie baking & the proverbial dinner. A rousing game of Trouble filled in the afternoon before we went out to shovel again. Now the kids are abed and after the last 36 hours, I think I shall call it quits as well. Be well, stay safe and bless you all my friends for all that you offer me.
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