Thursday, December 9, 2010

The Aftermath

The snow has past,
for now we pray.
I believe it'll last
till Christmas day.

Up to my waist
in the deep back yard.
You should see this place!
I might be forever scarred.

But the sun came out
And schools re-opened for play.
So I just had to run about
For kid-free retail therapy!




Yippee,
55 words to you
from me
to throw at G-Man's flash party crew

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

A Winter's Day

Late last night
on my little side street
sat a city truck
with flashing lights replete.

My heart it sank
as questions began to mount.
What was going on?
What fresh hell could I now count?

 Early this morning
my fears were realized.
 A knock on the door
brought bad news, I surmised.

"The water'll be turned off,"
a man clad in orange declared.
A water main break;
The cause of this new despair.

So we watched from the window
as a hole was dug.
Morning entertainment; cool!
For another snowy day funk.

Well, on the seventh day of December
the numbers began to add.
Would you care to do the math
for my wintry woes comrade?

12 yellow flags


11 Tonnes of dirt (or something like that to fill the hole in the road afterwards)
10 AM - When I went out with coffees (and to survey the damage)
9 AM - When they started to dig


8 AM - When they knocked on the door
7th Heaven - for me as they plowed the driveway & brushed off the van (in appreciation for coffee)
6 Big orange pylons
5 City workers


4 Cups of coffee (plus 1 tea for the poor guys stuck out in the snow)
3 G-Tel vans (line locating crew)


2 City trucks
and 1 Back hoe to dig the hole...


 Happy Winter Days my friends!
Oh, and I am jumping on early for One Shot Wednesday this week. Enjoy!!



Monday, December 6, 2010

Snow Day

I am calling in a snow day. Today was day two of a snow squall that has settled over my fair city. We have received upwards of 30+cm already and they are calling for that again in the next 24hrs. The schools across the region were closed and we were grounded at home. That being said, I call my own snow day. No work done today, aside from cookie baking & the proverbial dinner. A rousing game of Trouble filled in the afternoon before we went out to shovel again. Now the kids are abed and after the last 36 hours, I think I shall call it quits as well. Be well, stay safe and bless you all my friends for all that you offer me. 

Saturday, December 4, 2010

A Lover's Winter Quarrel

I am rap, tap, tapping at your door
in the icy cold lee from the wind
The icicles slip, drip, dripping from my nose
as I wait for you to let me in.

The stair so snow, snow, snowy around my ankles
as a shiver starts up my ill-covered spine.
I keep on rap, tap, tapping on the door frame
praying that forgiveness will rend the door open in time.

I dare not yell, tell, swell my sad story
as to why I quake without coat in the cold.
Rather beg, plead, coerce with remorsefulness,
but the light clicks out in a statement far too bold.


Just a bit of cold, bold poetic fiction for the Magpie prompt this week.

Friday, December 3, 2010

MK - What Have You done to Me!!

I went to meet
Ms Mary Kay.
On wares aplenty
my eyes did play.

Fine food was served,
but not to us.
We got rice
Drowned in thick, gooey sauce!

With faces washed
and colours picked
We dabbed and swiped,
Twas a palette thick.

Well, thick enough
to cause a fright,
as my eyes turned pink
later that night!

Oh woe is me
with delicate skin
For MK’s products
left my vision thin.

I type this now
with vision fair,
But this morning’s visage
was a different affair.

Puffed up eyes
And red rimmed lids
A spectre wild!
That’ll learn me kids!!

So, no makeup for me.
My face will have to stay bare.
Unless I want to appear
As your worst nightmare!


*Photo from Moronface.com

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