Cruelty to animals,
licking at their back?
Will he turn into prince so fine
or have jowls that just go slack?
The garden that he picked so fair
now inhabited by giants
that pluck his regal countenance
from quiet dreams in silence
Lo, the wrath he wrecks on those
who dare to look and see
This toady responds by releasing full
a bladder full of pee
Ewww,
toad pee!
on my hands
all over ME!
Shows you right
for disturbing life
Revenge so fine
from our local wildlife
smiles...hey you...long time no see...
ReplyDeleteused to have a toad that hung out when i was a kid...eventually buried him under my bed room window back home....ha, and had the pee treatment before as well...
@Brian: Yes, I realize that I have been lax in the creative writing department. All my words have been filtering into other's hands.
Deletesniff
Our resident toady has been back several years in a row, so I figure that means he doesn't mind our company too bad. ;)
Hope you are well Brian!