Cruelty to animals,
licking at their back?
Will he turn into prince so fine
or have jowls that just go slack?
The garden that he picked so fair
now inhabited by giants
that pluck his regal countenance
from quiet dreams in silence
Lo, the wrath he wrecks on those
who dare to look and see
This toady responds by releasing full
a bladder full of pee
on my hands
all over ME!
Shows you right
for disturbing life
Revenge so fine
from our local wildlife